READ & DOWNLOAD É Danger is everywhere

READ & DOWNLOAD Danger is everywhere

READ & DOWNLOAD É Danger is everywhere Õ ❴Read❵ ➯ Danger is everywhere Author David ODoherty – Dogsalonbristol.co.uk This fully illustrated totally wacky handbook is about an everyman who is afraid of everything Dr Noel Zone the greatest and only dangerologist in the world is ready to teach readers how to avoid dangThis fully illustrated totally wacky handbook is about an everyman who is afraid of everything Dr Noel Zone the greatest and only dangerologist in the world is ready to teach re. Dear Docter Noel ZoneOrdinarily I'd side eye those who deliberately choose to misspell a word But in your case you gave yourself the first name of Docter spelled that way to distinguish yourself from others because you are a Level 5 DangerologistHowever there are some obvious gaps in your knowledge of danger I refer specifically to your garden which is all bricks and concrete because you find them safer than common garden features But holy freaking cabbages Noel are you just trolling us You know what's pretty darned dangerous Bricks and concrete If one should fall at best you'd be bruised but at worst you could bang your head and that won't end wellAlso Noel we need to talk about your fondness of cabbages Mate they are nowhere near as awesome as you think they are Now I'm okay to agree to disagree but I can't help but wonder if your cabbage fancy is put on After all your neighbour grows and sells cabbages and you eat a heckload of them which leads me to believe you're just using cabbages to get to Gretelwhom you're not comfortable talking to because you like herSo are you into cabbages because they're Gretel's livelihood Or do you like Gretel because she runs the cabbage trade Or do you like Gretel because she seems to be the only female aroundAnd Noel you seem to solve all your problems by dancing Mate do you have any idea how dangerous dancing is It's freaking dangerous You can trip or hit someone or at least cause some emotional trauma to those who witness the occasion Not cool Noel Not coolYou did well to include The Emergency Page Of Calm though much appreciated And though I shouldn't laugh at your unfortunate predicament of living near the zoo wherein giraffes chew your letters of complaint I loved the page 72 73 spread STOP STARING AT ME GIRAFFES YOU WEIRD STRETCHY HORSESKind regardsDocter Tez Miller Level 1 DangerologistPS Always a delight to have your neighbour David O'Doherty at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival every year

David ODoherty Ê 1 READ & DOWNLOAD

Aders how Danger is PDFEPUBto avoid danger at all costs from sneaky snakes posing as toothbrushes to sharks hiding in toilets to robots disguised as kindly grandmas After all DA. This book is about how you keep safe from absolutely incredibly not dangerous things I loved it so much because of how he uses his imagination

READ ✓ DOGSALONBRISTOL.CO.UK Ê David ODoherty

Danger is everywhereNGER IS EVERYWHERE and we need to be preparedWith art on every page this hilarious and truly creative handbook will have readers laughing out loud very safely from start to fini. SO MUCH FUN to share while on a school visit The kids LOVED this one Completely weird and awesome