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kindle » George Washington Is Cash Money ´ Paperback é ☁ [PDF / Epub] ☀ George Washington Is Cash Money By Cory O'Brien ✎ – Dogsalonbristol.co.uk PREPARE TO BE BEAKED BY THE MAJESTIC EAGLE OF HISTORY Most of us are familiar with the greatest hits and legendary heroes of US history In GeorgAvoided danger by having prophetic seizures Joseph Smith invented Mormonism by staring into a hat full of rocks Billy the Kid was finally defeated by the smell of fresh baconAnd there's plenty Star Spangled stupidity where that came fro Because now children all over Massachusetts start flipping the literal hell out all screaming yelling crawling under furniture You know The kind of dumb shit kids do and when everyone is like stop being Shitty They're like we can't because witches Have you ever seen Drunk History on Comedy Central? If not I suggest that you drop everything right now and watch This is drunk history in book form and it is hilarious I don't think that I have ever laughed so hard at the twisted knowledge that is shared between these pages What caught my attention was the cover and the title My husband will forever be known As Cash Money and I'm so sure that he'll be psyched to know that Ah SarcasmAnd if what I said above wasn't enough to make you read this I'm going to tell you some of the chapter titles that might change your mindThey all laughed at Christopher Columbus Because he was dumb Tea is for wankers Benjamin Franklin is the god of lightning Alexander Hamilton is a straight up G And now my personal favoriteBilly the kid loves bacon Killing peopleI will admit that some of these chapters are way out there If you are one that is hurt by everything and can't take a joke then I suggest you grow a pair and read this anyway It will lighten the mood and make you find the hilariousness that is history You also find some chin stroking pondering facts about history Who knew that people called Ben Franklin Big Dick? That Christoper Columbus could have been a chippendales dancer? And that they wanted you to forget about the tea and drink 40s I really enjoyed this book and it makes you wish that this is how they teach everything in school I know that I would have been willing to show up and actually pay attention I've learned a lot of interesting things along the way and history will never be the same And the moral of the story is that all children are assholes and is that if an apple tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it who gives a shit?

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PREPARE TO BE BEAKED BY THE MAJESTIC EAGLE OF HISTORY Most of us are familiar with the greatest hits and legendary heroes of US history In George Washington Is Cash Money Cory O'Brien author of Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes does away with t The writing is uestionable but the morals are hilarious Each chapter is very short and on a different topic of American history At the end of each chapter it is summarized in a one sentence moral I felt horrible laughing at parts because this book covers a lot of dark things in America's past for exampleChapter title The Trail of Tears is not the Name of a Linkin Park Album

Cory O'Brien è George Washington Is Cash Money epub

George Washington Is Cash MoneyHe pomp and circumstance and calls America's history what it is one long violent soap opera In his signature clever crude and cuss ridden style O'Brien reminds us that Teddy Roosevelt stopped bullets with his manly chest Harriet Tubman Reading aloud to my husband we are finding humorous

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